new york moments

• Storing your roommate’s closet door behind the living room couch because it takes up too much space in her bedroom, and there’s no where else to put it.

• Ending up in an Uber Pool with two random girls who were also at House of Yes on a Thursday night (90’s night, hello), after an unsuccessful attempt at taking the bus back to Manhattan because the L train wasn’t running.

• Touring a $3,000/month two-bedroom apartment on St. Marks Place where the toilet is located in a “half bathroom” in someone’s bedroom (without a door).

• Forgetting what the purpose of a kitchen ventilator is.

• Drunk eating Artichoke pizza at 4 am on a Saturday morning.